Megan Wants A Murderer

Ryan Jenkins, one of the supposed millionaires on VH1’s “Megan Wants a Millionaire,” has been declared a person of interest in the murder of the woman with whom he was involved. Not Megan Hauserman, unfortunately.

Jasmine Fiore, a bikini model who allegedly married Jenkins in Las Vegas after they met at a strip club, was found inside a suitcase in a dumpster in Buena Park, California after she was strangled to death. Oh I know, it’s hard to believe that a woman named Jasmine was in a strip club. And that a man with a carefully groomed goatee might murder someone. She was first reported missing by Jenkins on Saturday night. Police fear Jenkins, a resident of Calgary, may be fleeing to Canada.

Here's a bunch of pictures of Jasmine. She’s not very attractive, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay to kill her. Legally, I mean.