Starfucker Power

Would you believe there's a threesome sex tape with that guy from Grey's Anatomy, the Noxema Girl, and a former Mis Teen USA? Believe it now!

Eric Dane, wife Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche have a sex tape that has been leaked online. Gawker's Defamer.com first reported on the sex tape by posting an edited version of the original 12-minute-long video. Yes, all the links mean you should watch it. Marty Singer, the couple's rep, told TMZ that he will sue anyone who publishes the "private, confidential tape," but added, "from what I've seen, it's a naked tape, not a sex tape." Good distinction.

The couple and Peniche pass around the camera at the ex-beauty queen's apartment. In the clip, they appear intoxicated as they take a bath in a jacuzzi tub and lay around naked in bed while discussing their porn names. "My alter-ego name is Peter," Dane, said, adding, "my dog growing up was called Cocaine, and I lived on Manor Drive, so I'm Cocaine Manor." It's middle name and street, but whatever - you're frolicking with two naked chicks. He later takes on a Western name after asking Peniche if she likes "cowboys." "I told you my name was Tuff Hedeman, the famous bull rider," Dane comments as he reclines on a bed with Peniche. At one point, Gayheart says she has to lie down because she's "so high", but maybe she's just going to faint from embarrassment because that kinda lame.

Later, while in the bathtub, Gayheart comments, "I'm not like a huge advocate of drugs for whatever reason ... it is kind of fun." Also in the bathroom, Dane appears to be behind the camera and pans the lens over his wife in the bathtub, commenting, "You've gotta be two of the hottest fucking girls on the set of Mulholland. And I've seen some hot girls before. This is the thing." Sure, buddy.

The tape reportedly surfaced as part of an official investigation into Peniche's alleged sex-for-hire business. In addition to posing for Playboy, she was also recently treated for sex addiction on Dr. Drew's "Celebrity Rehab" but was kicked off the show for apparently entertaining inappropriate guests and for stealing from her roommate, country singer Mindy McCready. Late last month, the Hollywood vice squad got a hold of Peniche's client list and video, which Peniche herself had been showing around to friends. And now, it's interweb fodder. Hooray!