No Nadya, No!

“Octomom” Nadya Suleman and her 14 children have agreed to film a reality-TV show, and here's a leaked list of possible show titles:

• Whole Bunch’a Bastards

• Just the Ten of Us…Without the Birth Defects

• Nadya Suleman’s Postpartum Pool Party

• The “Maybe Pat Buchanan Was Right About That Whole Culture War Thing” Show

• Hotdog Hallway

• Welfare St-Eight

• America’s Next Top Child Star…to Overdose on Speedballs Outside the Viper Room

• Survivor: Infanticide Island

• Kids Say the Darndest Things…to the Department of Children and Family Services

• Whore Knows Best

• Everybody Hates Nadya

• Are You Smarter Than a Third-Grade Educated, Attention Starved, System-Draining, Two-Bit Whore?

• King of Queefs

• Roseanne

• Eight is Enough…to Make My Vagina Look Like a Gym Bag Full of Elephant Trunks