Do Some H

Just when dudes who go to clubs couldn't be any dumber.

ABC news is running a story that some guys at NYC clubs allegedly rub Preparation H on their torsos to temporarily shrink fat deposits and look buff, which is an old competitive body-building trick. Preparation H contains a medication called phenylephrine HCL that -- when used for the drug's intended purpose -- will shrink the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids. It works by constricting the nearby blood vessels that feed blood and fluid to the area and doesn't discriminate what kind of tissue it will shrink.

I have a hard time believing that these tools are actually rubbing ass cream on themselves, but if you've ever seen the type of guys that go clubbing, you can't entirely discount it.