Jessica Alba joined the ranks of Hollywood mommies over the weekend, and as was expected, gave her daughter a stupid name.Honor Marie must have been named by her father, Cash. Yes, we all knew it took cash to land a sexy actress, but this douchenozzle? At least he made her an honest woman and married her a few weeks ago, because the eighth month of pregnancy is really when you need to decide if that relationship is worth staying in.
Here's a list of other potential names for her daughter, which lost out to Honor Marie:
Roberta Henrietta Warren
Hot Lips Hoolahan Warren
Honor Obey Warren
Rumer Talulah Scout Warren
Buffett Warren
Honor Connor Warren
Lovechild Unplanned Warren
Britney Lindsay Warren
Peace Warren
Klemptor Ggryllax Warren
Goddamn stupid celebrities.
No comments:
Post a Comment