Distaste For Tequila

Celebrity for no reason and superwhore Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen Tila Tequila is too high on herself and supposed accomplishments. She was given her own MTV show with the purpose of showing she's totally indiscriminate in romping with boys or girls, and that was only because a bunch of losers added her as a Myspace friend. Myspace fame - can there be any less merit for being a celebrity? Now, America's Slutheart is taking credit for the ban on gay marriage being lifted.

"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]," she said. "Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

As usual, Webster's nails that bitch:

Three things: First of all, the people who were "a little apprehensive" about same sex relationships in the dark ages before "A Shot at Fucking Love with Tila Tequila" are still apprehensive about same sex relationships -- and furthermore, those people probably don't watch your goddamn show anyway. Secondly, making out with other chicks in a hot tub on camera is not a "same sex relationship." Because guess what? Pornos have been essentially doing the same thing for years, and if that were the case than gay marriage would have been legalized decades ago. Thirdly? I hope you drop dead of a simultaneous herpes, chlamydia and gonorrhea outbreak and the crabs eat your eyeballs, you filthy, horrible slag. Fred Phelps could live to be 500 years old and I don't think he'll ever come up with anything as offensive to gay people as this.

My original idea for a show with her was "A Shot At Tila Tequila", where that elfin reject gets shot at, was rejected. I just don't understand why...so many people would watch that.

burn that guitar - it has been infected