Friday, June 13, 2008

Assy Pig Tank

Kim Kardashian, daughter of shitbag O.J. Simpson defense lawyer Robert Kardashian, is yet another useless hunk of ass fat who is a celebrity for no good reason. Without the magic of Photoshop, her giant, er, everything is hidiously apparent. I don't know why she's doing a bathing suit shoot in Monaco with sister Kourtney (and what the fuck with all the K names, including mother Kris and third sister Khloe), but the last time I saw something that big come out of the water, somebody was yelling "release the Kraken".

When the only claim to fame you have is that Ray-J and Reggie Bush have parked in your chunky butt, you sure as hell don't deserve a television show - and three minutes of watching it would confirm that. This tank sized pig made mostly of ass isn't even qualified to be in a Lane Bryant ad.

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