Immovable Object vs. Unstoppable Force: Exacerbating The Human Condition
Friday, June 13, 2008
Assy Pig Tank
Kim Kardashian, daughter of shitbag O.J. Simpson defense lawyer Robert Kardashian, is yet another useless hunk of ass fat who is a celebrity for no good reason. Without the magic of Photoshop, her giant, er, everything is hidiously apparent. I don't know why she's doing a bathing suit shoot in Monaco with sister Kourtney (and what the fuck with all the K names, including mother Kris and third sister Khloe), but the last time I saw something that big come out of the water, somebody was yelling "release the Kraken".
When the only claim to fame you have is that Ray-J and Reggie Bush have parked in your chunky butt, you sure as hell don't deserve a television show - and three minutes of watching it would confirm that. This tank sized pig made mostly of ass isn't even qualified to be in a Lane Bryant ad.
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