Black Cocaine God

Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

Jail records show Howard was charged with several counts drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing. He was also charged with having an awesome name.

He was being held on a bond of $86,500 - about right for a God of that stature. Florida, FTW.

(I was planning on my 1300th post to be titled Black Cocaine God, and I'm thrilled beyond description that, through some strange coincidence, there happened to be a story in the news that could remotely fit. Some things are just meant to be.)