Look Who's Porking

So...how's that coming along, your diet food business?

The only woman to be sexually gratified by a corndog (don't even ask), Kirstie Street Alley has become a ringer for the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock. Still waiting for an answer...

I'm sure Scientology can make drug users quit (like they claim), but until they can keep fat pigs from gorging at the trough I'm gonna be a little skeptical.