Friday, April 27, 2007

A Skank Mother Comparison



NAME

Britney Spears____________________Madonna

MUSICAL STYLE

danceable pop_______________________whatever’s popular at the time

AWFUL MOVIE

Crossroads______________________to many to list


SONG THAT DESCRIBES THEIR VAGINA

"Toxic"_________________________"Frozen"

WIGGER SEX PARTNER

K-Fed__________________________Vanilla Ice

STILL MUSICALLY RELEVANT

no_________________________not since 1989

STUPID CHILDREN’S NAMES

Sean Preston, Jayden James_________________ Lourdes Maria, Rocco John

DRESS STYLE

young white trash hooker__________________young white trash hooker

FANS

12 year old girls__________________32 year old homosexuals

CAREER SUICIDE


beaver shots_________________________not going away

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