Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tale Of The Tape -- Originally Posted April 12



NAME

Kurt Vonnegut____________________Don Imus

AGE

84_____________________________undead

VOCATION

author__________________________blowhard

MOUSTASCHE

yes____________________________sometimes

PUBLIC PERCEPTION

genius____________________________idiot

HAIRSTYLE

professorial mini-fro_______________80’s hair metal

CULTURAL IMPACT

significant____________________________none

CLAIM TO FAME

Slaughterhouse Five__________________"nappy headed ho”

FANS

free-thinking, educated__________________who?

APPEARED IN “BACK TO SCHOOL”


yes___________________________________no

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