Just like the sign says in Bakersfield!
In a story so incredible I had to put three links to different reports in it, a man got high on PCP and ate his son's eyeballs out. Then the father attempted to hack his own legs off with an axe. The boy's mother, also a PCP user, came to the door just before the attack to deliver a pizza to their home, heard her son screaming for her to rescue him, but left anyway. If only she'd come earlier when he was hungry...
Five irony points if the pizza was Papa John's.
In a story so incredible I had to put three links to different reports in it, a man got high on PCP and ate his son's eyeballs out. Then the father attempted to hack his own legs off with an axe. The boy's mother, also a PCP user, came to the door just before the attack to deliver a pizza to their home, heard her son screaming for her to rescue him, but left anyway. If only she'd come earlier when he was hungry...
Five irony points if the pizza was Papa John's.
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