Thursday, October 18, 2007

News Of The Day

News happens, and sometimes you don't get to hear about it, which is why we round up all the odds and ends you may have missed and stick it all in one easy to find place...

FDA To Warn Viagra Users Of Hearing Loss
Men with erectile dysfunction strangely don't hear "no" once they've got wood.

San Francisco Mulls Safe-Injection Room
Promoting the shooting of heroin and coke before gay marriage? That city is crazy, even by California standards.

Autistic Hiker Found Alive In West Virginia
Never mind the delicious combination of autism and West Virginia, but why take an 18 year old with the mental capacity of a preschooler hiking without a tether?

Swearing At Work Boosts Team Spirit, Morale
Fuck yeah! That shit kicks ass, bitch!

Clinton Health Plan For Americans Only
A comprehensive health plan for citizens that shuts out illegal immigrants? Simple, logical, and shocking that it didn't come from the Republicans.

Patriots Get Ticket Sellers' Names
Is the potential violation of privacy rights by New England a step towards keeping football ticket resale prices reasonable, or an attempt to create bigger controversy than their earlier cheating bust?

Coppola Chides 3 Oscar-Winning Actors
Calling De Niro, Nicholson, and Pacino apathetic? Says the man who cast his daughter in Godfather III and directed the Robin Williams shitbomb Jack.

French President Sarkozy And Wife Divorce
Apparently, even the French find the French annoying.

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