Crypt Keeper Sarah Jessica Parker really knows how to fill out a wedding dress! It's close, but the she-beast still manages to be uglier than the hideous couture gown she's in. Couture, by the way, is French for "revoltingly bad clothing design". And really, white for the bride? As if...I just get pissed off every time I think about this fucking movie being made. Women who see this film would be better off getting shot in the head with those spring-loaded bolt guns they terminate cattle with than have the utter fantasy world of these hags exposed to them. You know that experiment where you put a penny in a glass of soda for a week? That's what happens to your soul and conscious if you see the film -- total rot. This movie will do for repulsing men from crusty middle-aged whores what Leni Riefenstahl did for the Nazi party. I would have sex with a cheese grater and spend a day at a Scientology seminar before I would give five minutes time to this movie or any woman like the ones in it.
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