Living Barbie doll Pamela Anderson took all the time and thought a third-time bride should when deciding to get married in-between her evening shows as a Las Vegas magician’s assistant (yes, she finally has a job perfectly tailored to what little talent she has).The 40 year old skank made herself an honest woman with Rick Salomon, whose biggest claim to anything remotely resembling fame is as the cock du jour in Paris Hilton’s “Night Vision Express” sex tape. Anderson, having slowly crept down the ladder of success with marriages to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, joins Salomon in an unexplainable pairing that is likely to end before she goes in for her next boob job tune up.
I know that Hollywood folk are shallow, vapid individuals who operate on pure narcissism, but between the list of crotches the two of them have laid horizontally, shouldn’t some kind of decorum have inspired one of them to avoid the other? You are sleeping with everyone the other person has slept with, and that assemblage of partners should have scared one of them off. And what about some kind of super STD being created? If any loins are going to shoot out the sexual doomsday bug its Pam Anderson’s. When the marriage license was granted last week, why didn’t the CDC look into the situation?
In lieu of gifts, the happy couple requests that donations be given to the Downtown Las Vegas Free Clinic. Bottles of unopened herpes medication are also welcome, care of the actress at Planet Hollywood Resort.
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