Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Hunting Season Opens

Soldiers said they were hunting pro-democracy protesters in Myanmar Wednesday, as military police pulled people out of their homes during the night.

Hunting humans? This beats the piss out of Ted Nugent's bow hunting! So...what's the limit? Two protesters? Three? Is that counting monks, or just foreign reporters?

Military vehicles patrolled the streets before dawn with loudspeakers blaring that: "We have photographs. We are going to make arrests!" Yikes! And I just signed up for Facebook there too!

If ever there was a time you wanted to see some friendly fire and a hunting accident, this would be the time. If only Evil Dick had given these soldiers some shotgun training...

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