Congratulations to Kristy Morgan, last night's brand new winner of "A Shot to My Skull with Tila Tequila." In addition to winning a non-relationship with a young Vietnamese boy dressed like a prostitute; Kristy also takes home a menagerie of communicable diseases, a lifetime of her family's shame, and the inability to ever get hired for a real job. Better make those 15 minutes stretch like a pack of reusable dental dams!
(Websters)
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