Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Eight Years Of Noise

Approaching two decades as talk radio's most annoying force, Rush Limbaugh has signed a lucrative new deal that will keep him on the air until through two potential Democratic administrations. Nothing like the knowledge of being tortured to take the edge off...

Premiere Radio Networks wouldn't disclose the details, but the gloating Limbaugh told The New York Times he would be getting a nine-figure signing bonus and would make about $38 million a year. Limbaugh's three hour bullshit-fest of a show, broadcast from his office in Florida, is heard on some 600 radio stations across the country. More than 14 million people listen to him at least once a week, according to polls. Right wing douche Sean Hannity is second with more than 13 million listeners. That's potentially 27 million total morons!

This hypocritical dickbag should have been run off the airwaves years ago, especially with his painkiller addiction and the fact he went completely deaf (why did they do surgery to fix it?), but he's like herpes - always there, lurking, and generally unwanted. Read this and you'll understand.

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