Muthafuckin' President!With still a year and a half as the lamest duck, the president gave a reach around to buddy "Scooter" Libby by commuting his 30 month prison sentence. Libby was found guilty of of lying to authorities and obstructing the investigation into the 2003 leak of a CIA operative's identity in March, and was all but set to begin his term as appeals to delay his incarceration had been squashed. Left intact was a pittance of a $250,000 fine and two years probation, which means absofuckinglutely nothing -- a mere slap on the wrist.
Now that the dam has been breached, prepare for more political glad-handing and favors of the most unscrupulous and unethical nature until the president is out of office. Republicans everywhere will be masturbating to their Ann Coulter bondage photos and lighting cigars with $20s tonight, while the rest of sane America vomits in contempt.
God, I'm praying for slow, painful brain cancer for all these political dirtbags...why hast thou forsaken me?
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