A very happy 21st birthday to Lindsay Lohan today, who in recent years has partied harder than all the enrolled students at UC Santa Barbara...combined.La Lohan is currently enjoying an ironic return stint at rehab, and contrary to previous plans in opposition to her stay, canceled what would have been a 48 hour Las Vegas orgy of booze, drugs, starfucking, and minor car accidents. Now I'm stuck with a non-refundable ticket, a fistful of horse tranquilizers, edible lubricants, and a mini HD-DV camera rig. Guess it's going to be a typical Monday night for me...
No comments:
Post a Comment