I have long hated that southern pig Britney, stretching all the way back to her first romp as a schoolgirl in pigtails. Even then she was an ugly, talentless hack with a mildly retarded features...and don't thing that two kids, a buzz cut, and a skeevy ex-husband have made her stock rise. Like all things Hollywood, when something comes out the competition has to make their own version. The Britney Spears / Christina Aguliera side choosing was as fervently debated as whether the Backstreet Boys were bigger homos than N'Sync, and the conjured divide only settled via the peace brokering efforts of Madonna's ability to kiss girls half her age on television.
There ought not be any debate on who ought to have a career and who won the lottery and would otherwise be greeting folks at Wal-Mart. Christina Aguilera can sing and Piglet Spears can not -- fact. Even when she was prancing around in chaps with her Twisted Sister hair extensions, Aguilera was hotter than Britney Sow could ever hope to be. Five more years and Brit will be in a double wide off the interstate near Macon, Georgia, wait and see -- and Aguilera will still have fame and a career.
The latest video for Christina Aguilera was playing when last I got my hair cut, and it was the slick, well produced MTV piece of promo material you'd expect from a multi-platinum pop star. I can't stand such throwaway pop music, but I dig the 40's vibe and when girls dance, especially if its three Christina Aguileras in the hair flavor of your choice. Yummy.
There ought not be any debate on who ought to have a career and who won the lottery and would otherwise be greeting folks at Wal-Mart. Christina Aguilera can sing and Piglet Spears can not -- fact. Even when she was prancing around in chaps with her Twisted Sister hair extensions, Aguilera was hotter than Britney Sow could ever hope to be. Five more years and Brit will be in a double wide off the interstate near Macon, Georgia, wait and see -- and Aguilera will still have fame and a career.
The latest video for Christina Aguilera was playing when last I got my hair cut, and it was the slick, well produced MTV piece of promo material you'd expect from a multi-platinum pop star. I can't stand such throwaway pop music, but I dig the 40's vibe and when girls dance, especially if its three Christina Aguileras in the hair flavor of your choice. Yummy.
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