YouTube declared today Tay Zonday Day.
Zonday is some type of retard who creates repetitive songs and sings like, well, a retard who creates repetitive songs. His "Chocolate Rain", while not a response to certain R. Kelly allegations, has garnered much attention on the video sharing site, just going to show that any idiot with a camera can hold your attention if you let them.
America has not learned their lesson after after smirkingly jacking William Hung off.
Zonday, who makes me long for a selective breeding program, is as creepy and strange as the basement dwelling YouTube contributors get without being threatening. Still, siblings should not have sex or carry a child to term, and them allow them access to DSL connections, musical instruments, or a video camera.
The amount of attention the video received along with subsequent remixes, reposts, and commentaries led the site to front page the creature with the name that sounds like a rare tropical birth defect. It's infuriatingly bad, but I'm not doing my duty if I don't tell you it's a piece of shit and then show it.
So here you go...
Zonday is some type of retard who creates repetitive songs and sings like, well, a retard who creates repetitive songs. His "Chocolate Rain", while not a response to certain R. Kelly allegations, has garnered much attention on the video sharing site, just going to show that any idiot with a camera can hold your attention if you let them.
America has not learned their lesson after after smirkingly jacking William Hung off.
Zonday, who makes me long for a selective breeding program, is as creepy and strange as the basement dwelling YouTube contributors get without being threatening. Still, siblings should not have sex or carry a child to term, and them allow them access to DSL connections, musical instruments, or a video camera.
The amount of attention the video received along with subsequent remixes, reposts, and commentaries led the site to front page the creature with the name that sounds like a rare tropical birth defect. It's infuriatingly bad, but I'm not doing my duty if I don't tell you it's a piece of shit and then show it.
So here you go...
Need to download the mp3? You're welcome! Creative folk, here's the a cappella version! Mix it up!
Please, sing along.
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.
"Demon On The Dance Floor" is also fucking awful.
Please, sing along.
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.
"Demon On The Dance Floor" is also fucking awful.
1 comment:
Most people have little peaks in their intelligence. There's a relatively smooth line across all the skill sets with a few bumps here and there for the areas in which one excels. The overall line can exist at or above 0 on the Y axis. Tay's line to me resembles the Himalayas and Death Valley combined.
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