Monday, July 2, 2007

Prepare Yourself...For A Mind Explosion!

Criss Angel, the swishy magicator known for his Mindfreak show is in trouble with his wife...that nobody was aware he had. Joanne Sarantakos, his heretofore unknown wife of five years is looking to break herself off a piece of his worth in a divorce case complicated by the small issue of Angel's recent high profile relationships with the likes of Minnie Driver and Cameron Diaz...during the marriage. Christopher (Angel) Sarantakos recently signed a Las Vegas show deal in the neighborhood of $200 million, which undoubtedly brought his wife out of the woodwork - nice trick, eh?

This guy is such a lame douche, I can't even resort to putting a picture up. He and David Blaine, the new jack street magicians, make Doug Henning look like Houdini. In the spirit of the inherent laughability of their faux mysticism, here's the Human Giant version:

The Illusionators


Missle Stunt pt 1


Missle Stunt pt 2

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