Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Entertainment Kryptonite

Kevin Spacey has resigned to play the villainous Lex Luthor in Superman: The Man Of Steel.

Which means there will be a sequel to Superman Returns. Which means there's no clever way for me to ask why the hell they're making a sequel one of the worst movies of last year, and certainly one of the worst superhero movies ever.

How do I spin sharp commentary out of such an awful piece of shit? The big blue boy scout is a bore, and yet Hollywood thinks another movie is going to change that. I'd rather watch a Lindsay Lohan film festival than 15 minutes of another Superman film. Yeah, Georgia Rule over the son of Jor-El.

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