Booster

Having lost both billions of dollars and good will since Sept. 11, 2001, several senators are now trying to get the government involved in turning around the decline in foreign tourists. While the Senate Commerce Committee has approved a bill to establish a nonprofit public-private corporation to promote the United States as a tourist destination and clear up misperceptions about U.S. travel policies, I have a better idea: designate all illegal aliens tourists.

Famous M, '08.