I love Susie, my dental hygienist!
Besides being supercool and a homeopathic specialist on the side, she cleans the hell outta my teeth and makes them feel skinny again. That is one of the best feelings I tell ya! And while some folks hate the gym or dental visits, I dig going there the most. And besides, if we weren't homies, how else could I have ended up drunk with my dentist at her house party? Even Famous Dad still makes the trip to LA for a cleaning because she is the bomb.
But don't expect me to tell where she is- my three visits a year can't be put into jeopardy if you clowns start booking appointments.
Besides being supercool and a homeopathic specialist on the side, she cleans the hell outta my teeth and makes them feel skinny again. That is one of the best feelings I tell ya! And while some folks hate the gym or dental visits, I dig going there the most. And besides, if we weren't homies, how else could I have ended up drunk with my dentist at her house party? Even Famous Dad still makes the trip to LA for a cleaning because she is the bomb.
But don't expect me to tell where she is- my three visits a year can't be put into jeopardy if you clowns start booking appointments.
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