Monday, March 17, 2008

But Of Course!

The now-famous whore Ashley Dupre can add her notch to an already scuffed bedpost.

Supposedly, whoremonger Charlie Sheen was Client Number 1 (to Gov. Spitzer's Number 9). Wow, do you know how tough it was to have to cast some doubt on the truth of that statement? Ashley Dupre would have been just 19 when she followed familiar suit with Sheen, costing him up to $10,000 a session. Pimp Jason Itzler claims he sent Dupre, under the name "Victoria" (and another girl, Cheryl), to the hooker-crazy star.

"Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts." Naturally.

While I've had to endure the path of other star-crossed vaj, I'm thrilled at the avoidance of whores and Charlie Sheen's coke-fueled fuck wrath. He's like Sherman marching to Atlanta. And yes, the burning everything in his path metaphor fits...

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