Friday, July 20, 2012

Outer Stank


Most of us will never venture into space, let alone have the chance to smell it...mostly because you'd freeze to death before you could realize there's no air.  But that doesn't mean there's no smell to it.

Said astronaut Don Pettit:
Each time, when I repressed the airlock, opened the hatch and welcomed two tired workers inside, a peculiar odor tickled my olfactory senses. At first I couldn’t quite place it. It must have come from the air ducts that re-pressed the compartment. Then I noticed that this smell was on their suit, helmet, gloves, and tools. It was more pronounced on fabrics than on metal or plastic surfaces. It is hard to describe this smell; it is definitely not the olfactory equivalent to describing the palette sensations of some new food as “tastes like chicken.” The best description I can come up with is metallic; a rather pleasant sweet metallic sensation. It reminded me of my college summers where I labored for many hours with an arc welding torch repairing heavy equipment for a small logging outfit. It reminded me of pleasant sweet smelling welding fumes. That is the smell of space.
So, what could be causing these smells? Scientists now believe it's polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, which are formed during star combustion. They are also found on Earth, in everything from car exhaust to bacon...and fortunately they have varying odors (exhaust flavored bacon would suck).  And three years ago, astronomers reported that a dust cloud at the center of the Milky Way includes ethyl formate molecules - one of the compounds behind the flavor of raspberries and the scent of rum. It may be 26,000 light years away, but at least there's something potentially decent to smell out there.

To Err Is Most Definitely Human

They're jamming on drums at the Max Planck Institute in Germany.  Of course they are.

Their latest test subject listens to a metronome through headphones, and plays in time for about five minutes.  Except he's a little ahead or behind the metronome by 10 to 20 milliseconds, and that's what these physicists are literally counting on.  Scientists want to know if these errors random, or able to be charted and calculated with a mathematical law? And if they kick the drummer out of the band, whose van can they use to get to gigs...

When the drummer’s playing errors were correlated across long timescales, the given beat depended not just on the timing of the previous beat,sometimes on beats that occurred minutes before. “You can have these trends, for example, where the drummer plays ahead of the beat for 30 consecutive beats, while half a minute earlier, he tended to play slightly behind the metronome clicks, " said the quite Germanic named Holger Hennig.  The patterns of fluctuations are likely to be repeated, and can be found in both short and long pattern lengths, or as he described, "As a fractal — a self-similar structure.”

Using audio software to "humanize” computer-generated music by introducing these bio-rhythmic deviations, they surveyed listeners with both a “random-error” method and a “long-range-correlated-error” method (where the timing of the beats was related). 79% said the correlated-error version “sounded more precise,” and 64% of participants preferred it to the random-error version.  I may also be a drummer, but that's 143%...scientists, tell us what it means!

"There are different clocks in the brain,” Hennig explained, “clocks on different timescales, like circadian clocks on a 24-hour timescale. However, for the millisecond regime it is totally unknown which neuronal network allows the human to be so precise.” So these deviations in rhythm patterns are both intrinsic and preferred? Apparently so, and the same long-range correlations discovered in musical rhythm have been found in the fluctuation of human brainwaves and in heart rates during sleep.  Scientists are continuing to look at the neurological  circumstances that create and bio-rhythmic patterns to further understand them.

Suddenly, I Love Track



I, along with the rest of the interweb, have discovered Michelle Jenneke.



Thursday, July 19, 2012

Rule #1 - Always Give Them A Fake Name (Brad Doty)

Citing insufficient evidence, Los Angeles County prosecutors declined to file sexual assault charges against L.A. Kings defenseman Drew Doughty.  Now that's a plus for a player's stat!

Doughty was being investigated by police in connection with a sexual assault allegation from March 1, when a 25-year-old woman met him at a bar near the Hermosa Beach Pier. She turned down a proposition from Doughty in front of several teammates, police said. And then, oddly, they took a cab to her home, where she accused Doughty of raping her. The woman reported the incident to police the same day, but added the two had consensual sex a few months prior to the incident.

Detectives asked the woman to call the Doughty while they listened, but she refused, and they have called her “less than cooperative”.  Both the district attorney’s office and police have “found credibility problems” with her accusations, and therefore have decided not to pursue the issue.  I once had a restraining order against an ex, prompted by the need to have police come to my place to get her to leave three times in one night, so I can say with some confidence that some women do not leave the picture gracefully or without trying to cause trouble.

Not a bad year for the 22-year-old...Doughty signed an eight-year, $56-million deal, won the Stanley Cup, and is clear of rape charges.

Best In Show At Show


Actor / comedian Fred Willard (of Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, This Is Spinal Tap, and tons of other movies you love) is apparently a fan of film.  The trouble is, his appreciation for the silver screen is what the authorities take issue with.

Willard was arrested on suspicion of engaging in a lewd act at an adult theater in Hollywood.  The 72-year-old actor was arrested about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday by uniformed vice officers doing a "routine inspection" at the Tiki Theater (the 5400 block of Santa Monica Boulevard, so watch out in case you're in that kind of mood).  They did not elaborate on the act Willard was in the middle of, but given the location and film, I don't know if you could call it lewd.

The actor was booked and released on his own recognizance, so don't rush down to the precinct with your "Free Fred" signs just yet...

Duality A.C.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Touchin' And Takin' With The TSA

Bane Of The Intelligent

It's been forever since the talking heads from the red state mindset have been relevant, let alone newsworthy, but from the shitheap that Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity fester in, the grandaddy of right-wing mouthpieces, Rush Limbaugh, has decided to make sure there's nothing intelligent or relevant he has to say.  Here's from the moron himself:
"Have you heard this new movie, the Batman movie, what is it, The Dark Knight Lights Up or whatever the name is. That’s right, Dark Knight Rises. Lights Up, same thing. Do you know the name of the villain in this movie? Bane. The villain in The Dark Knight Rises is named Bane, B-a-n-e. What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran and around which there’s now this make-believe controversy? Bain. The movie has been in the works for a long time. The release date’s been known, summer 2012 for a long time. Do you think that it is accidental that the name of the really vicious fire breathing four eyed whatever it is villain in this movie is named Bane? 
So, anyway, this evil villain in the new Batman movie is named Bane. And there’s now a discussion out there as to whether or not this is purposeful and whether or not it will influence voters. It’s gonna have a lot of people. This movie, the audience is gonna be huge. A lot of people are gonna see the movie, and it’s a lot of brain-dead people, entertainment, the pop culture crowd, and they’re gonna hear Bane in the movie and they’re gonna associate Bain. The thought is that when they start paying attention to the campaign later in the year, and Obama and the Democrats keep talking about Bain, Romney and Bain, that these people will think back to the Batman movie, 'Oh, yeah, I know who that is.'  There are some people who think it’ll work. Others think you’re really underestimating the American people to think that will work."
Yep, you're right...and holy fuck, if you are somebody who hears that and agrees, you should have your right to vote revoked due to your massive, permanent brain damage.

Amanda Palmer Wants It Back

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

The Woz-pack


What does Apple founder Steve Wozniak say he carries with him in his bag wherever he travels? Here's a hint: it fills seven bins when he has to go through security. From the Woz himself...
• one Belkin AC tripler with dual USB I carry in my suitcase 
• one dual USB adapter is from Janet's (his assistant) travel stuff 
• Canon battery charger is carried in the camera bag 
• firewire HD I carry in my suitcase 
• Verizon 3G mifi adapter (standard micro USB screws up this mifi, have to use their awkward connecter) 
• 2 iPhones, an iPod nano and an iPad belonging to Janet. 
• the AirPort Express and MacBook Pro 85W magsafe adapter, which are out of sight in this photo 
• bluetooth mouse 
• binoculars 
• projector connectors 
• multiple Gameboy Lights (a Gameboy sold in Japan but never in the U.S.) 
• Gameboy link cables 
• plenty of foreign AC adapters 
• prism glasses for watching movies in bed 
• sunglasses 
• earplugs for concert 
• Ultimate Ears UE18 earplugs for flights 
• Gameboy link cable 
• tons of pencils for pencil games on flights 
• tons of pens 
• tons of sharpies 
• tons of paint pens (signing) 
• red-blue-purple-yellow-green laser pointers 
• credit cards 
• hotel cards 
• airline cards 
• hard rock card 
• medical cards 
• small accessories (like olloclip iPhone lens adapter) 
• Square 
• flash keys 
• flash media adapters 
• cigarette lighter dual USB adapter 
• audio doubler cable 
• iPad USB/SD Card adapters 
• toiletries for hotels 
• batteries of many types (AA, AAA, CR2, CR128, odder types for things like my bag beeper for locating my suitcase)
• eyedrops
• $2 bill pads 
• itineraries for upcoming travel

Slow Boat From China

A flight from Shanghai, China, to New Jersey should take about 13 hours.  Guess what the reaction was when it took some passengers three days...

United Flight 87 was scheduled to leave on a Wednesday with 225 passengers, but finally arrived Saturday morning after three days of cancellations.  After the first cancellation, the airline put all the passengers up in hotels - and they'd have been better off staying there because a replacement generator that had to be shipped from the U.S., didn't make it to China in time, extending the delay. By Friday, passengers were promised they would leave, even if travelers on another flight had to be bumped. That's when the pilot of the flight told the passengers the original plane had been fixed and was located at another gate. 

One passenger refused to go to the other gate and organized a mini revolt to block newly arriving passengers from getting on the plane.  And once they secured seats, the news that the flight crew exceeded their hours doused their hopes again.  As passengers grew frustrated by miscommunications, tempers boiled over and a fist fight broke out, as the counter agent was attacked.  Passengers also say they couldn't get to their luggage, some of which was unceremoniously dumped off carousels.

United said it would cover passengers' expenses during the delay and offer each customer a full refund, as well as $1,000 off future travel on the airline.  Now word if it was good for flights from Shanghai to New Jersey.

Gathering Time

Monday, July 16, 2012

Anatomical Surrealism


Courtesy of Valerio Carrubba...





Fire ReDARPAtant

The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) does all kinds of weird science and develops what becomes the next-generation weapons and technology of our armed forces and government.  And some other really random stuff.

Recently, DARPA decided they want to be able to extinguish fires using physics instead of chemicals, y'know, like you want to, since using chemicals is far riskier than using fire’s own properties against it. So how did they achieve this?  By surrounding the flame with speakers!  How it works is that the sound increases the air speed, which thins out the atmosphere and helps disrupt combustion. It also effects the fuel, disrupting the surface and driving down the overall temperature. Here's a video of how it works.

Oddly, this isn’t the first time DARPA has used physics to put out fire. They’ve also cooked up an ionic wind out of an electric field, but I'm sure that came out of trying to make a better hairdryer.

Sex House

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Weekend Edition


Counting down the top 20 links we didn't cover during the week...

20 • Boyfriend Assaults Girlfriend With Steak Sauce Over Fifty Shades Of Grey - He still got the Wor(ce)st(ershire) of it.

19 • Raccoons Chase, Attack Woman Who Had Just Finished Jogging In Park / Tigers Kill Man Who Scaled Fence At Danish Zoo - It's no different this week...animals are pissed off at humans.

18 • Graphene Miracle #5,347: It Can Repair Itself Entirely Unassisted - Higgs-Boson?  Graphene is the God particle.

17 • Suicide Bomber Kills 7 Of His Own Family In IraqExplosive Fireworks Horrifically Severed And Blew Off A Paraplegic's Leg - Two perfect examples of exactly how bad things can go when you shouldn't be playing with explosives.

16 • Microsoft, NBC Dissolve MSNBC.com Joint Venture - No word on who gets custody of Rachel Maddow.


14 • Autistic Man Survives 3-Week Ordeal In Utah Desert - A happy ending to the story, even  though his autism was what got him into trouble.

13 • Nigerian Tanker Explosion, At Least 95 Killed After Crash As People Rush For ‘Free Fuel’ - It's usually a sign that signals a promotion for free gas, not a crash and gallons of it spilling out.

12 • San Bernardino Third California City To Seek Bankruptcy - If only they sold all that meth, they'd be in the black.

11 • 13-Minute Dark Knight Rises Featurette Hits The Movie's Major Characters And ThemesDC Is Just @#$%ing Gonna Give Up On Movies Until 2015 - Get hyped for now!  Because after Batman and Superman, DC has to learn how to make comic characters into film properties.

10 • Flying Robot Makes 3D Map Of Building's Interior - Just like those bots in Prometheus, now with 100% less Engineer dicks.

09 • Immigrants With ‘Gang Tattoos’ Denied U.S. Visas - The easiest way to keep the bad elements out of the country is if they make it obvious.

08 • Rejoice, For Edifi, The First Christian Tablet Is Here! - That damn headline takes all the sarcasm out of my comments on it.

07 • Blind Contestant Completes In Miss Florida - Yet she'll never see how silly pageants are.

06 • Found: Multiple People Combined Into Single Mummies - Who knew that Dr. Frankenstein was over 3,000 years old?


04 • Scientists Create Molecule To Make Teeth Cavityproof - Great news!  Now all we need is a company to sell it...

03 • Man Dies In Rollover Crash After Running Over Wife In SUV - There's one story every week that makes me smile at it's perfection, and this is it.

02 • Twitter Divides In Response To Daniel Tosh's Rape Joke - Yeah, I'll pick a side and back Team Tosh.  Comedy isn't pretty, but it's still comedy.  And let's keep everything in context.

01 • Auditors Say Billions Likely Wasted In Iraq Work - Was anybody surprised at this?  It's such predictable news that I can't switch from disappointment at being cynically correct to anger over it.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Saturday Morning Videos



  Yo!  Part one of Season Five starts tomorrow.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Wait, They Were Still Together All These Years?

Sad news for the six people who gave a shit about Chumbawamba - the "anarchist art-punk" band announced they are disbanding.  Here's the overly self-indulgent statement:
That’s it then, it’s the end. with neither a whimper, a bang or a reunion. Thirty years of ideas and melodies, endless meetings and European tours, press releases, singalong choruses and Dada sound poetry, finally at an end. It’s hard to sum up why without sitting you down one at a time and having a proper conversation, but that’d take too long. So, in as few words as possible, here goes. 
We felt we’d got to a point where what we did as a band – and specifically the writing, recording, touring cycle – wasn’t doing justice to what Chumbawamba set out to do in the first place. We were always as much about ideas as music, and that meant doing more than writing, recording and touring songs. It meant trying to be relevant and active and up-to-date, while trying to avoid the dreaded rut of routine or repetition. being up-to-date meant giving plenty of time and energy to the band, constantly, for those thirty years; a constancy we plainly couldn’t keep up with in the end. 
Chumbawamba was our vehicle for pointing at the naked Emperors, for telling our version of the truth; it gave us more than the joy and love of playing live, writing songs and singing together – it gave us a chance to be part of a broad coalition of activists and hectors, optimists and questioners. But eventually the rest of our lives got in the way and we couldn’t commit the time and enthusiasm that the band demanded. Couldn’t keep up with whatever responsibilities came with a band like this. 
If there were ever a Chumbawamba manifesto, it would read in the inconsistent, contradictory language of the Dadaists – part strident belligerence and part foolishness. This ending is no different; it comes almost as much of a surprise to us as it may do to you. Always more clown than politician, the band trips over its outsize feet and performs its final tumble. 
There have been squabbles and arguments along the way. A deal of griping, frustration, moaning, exasperation – but always alongside a huge amount of goodwill and generosity, good humour and love. What a riot it’s been, frankly. And now it’s time to clear up the mess and move on. That’s the simple version, anyway.
Wow, that's really making something out of nothing.  They had one hit one pop song in 30 years and that's supposed to be impressive? Especially when it overshadowed any of their "message".  Rage Against The Machine made more of 45 minutes of music on their debut album than this crappy band did in decades.  Goodbye, Chumabawamba, now disappear into history.

Colored Folk



Brazilian artist Angelica Dass is making a "chromatic inventory" of all humankind. The project, titled HUMANAE, is an attempt to catalog the entire range of human skin tones.  Dass photographs an 11x11 pixel "sample" of that person's skin, and matches it to one of the thousands of colors in Pantone's international color database.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Elvis Has Left The Toy Chest


Custom figures from both Marvel and DC comics and film, by Elvis 1976...





So American

American designer and clothing manufacturer Ralph Lauren will be dressing Team U.S.A. for the summer games, and captures the spirit f our nation - the goods were made in China.

Aside for drawing outrage from members of congress, U.S. fashion designers are also decrying the line, saying the athletes could have "absolutely" been outfitted in U.S.-made clothing - and for less. So how much do these uniforms cost?

Men:
Beret - $55
Tie - $125
Belt - $85
Shirt - $425
Blazer - $795
Trousers - $295
Shoes - $165

Women:
Beret - $55
Scarf - $58
Belt - $85
Shirt - $179
Skirt - $498
Blazer - $598

The U.S. Olympic team may be privately funded, but this is really insulting.  Knowing how much clothes manufacturing really costs - even in America, it's disgusting to see Ralph Lauren not only make the items overseas, but make them at such an inflated cost.  Fuck you Benedict Arnold Ralph Lauren.

Pieces Of Gold

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Black Flags


Well, to a degree...





God Save The Queen (Of Clown Porn) Or, For Those About To Be Flogged, We Salute You

Adult performer Hollie Stevens (aka Holly Wood) died of breast cancer this week at 30.  Yes, there's some irony, but that's not what caught my eye.

Stevens was touted as the queen of indie pornography, including "clown porn" and the horror-rotica of zines like Girls and Corpses.  She started as a dancer in 2000, but soon moved into film, getting an AVN nomination in 2004 for Best Group Sex Scene (The Bachleor) and winning for Best All-Girl Scene (The Violation of Jessica Darlin). Having performed in over 170 titles, she was also featured on such websites as kink.com, DungeonCorp.com, hogtied.com, and chantasbitches.com.

I have to say, it's no fun noting obits, but learning about careers and history is way more interesting for Hollie Stevens than say, Andy Griffiths.

The PSAs Of Freak Dance

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Facemath






Playing (At) Dead And Surviving

Opossums are terrifying little monsters, but they may actually have some use.

The American opossum produces a protein called Lethal Toxin-Neutralizing Factor (LTNF), and that pretty much describes what it does.  The bastards are all-but immune to the venom of poisonous snakes, but it gets better. They're also immune to poisons from snakes on other continents that they have not even been previously exposed to!  Still not impressed?  Scientists injected mice with the LTNF protein and subjected the rodents to venom from a slew of deadly creatures - Thailand cobras, Australian taipans, Brazilian rattlesnakes, scorpions and honeybees.  And they lived!

Just to go for broke, they also exposed the mice to lethal poisons, including ricin and botulinum toxin. Once again, the LTNF protein was able to diffuse the poison, and left the test subjects unharmed.  You can read all about it here, and the kicker is that this is all circa 1999.  Who knows what mad science has been going on in the last 13 years!

Day Z

 

It was an odd coincidence that I had heard of the Arma 2 mod Day Z, which turns the war simulation shooter into a zombie survival game, while Rybot was also getting into playing the game. With such serendipitous circumstances, it is only fitting I post up a great intro to the game, which has blossomed into a series of episodes where you get to watch shit get crazy without the stress of actually playing.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Gregory Euclide, The White Board Doodler






Steers Of Fury


My God I can't believe how time flies!  We're already at this year's annual IQ test in Pamplona!

One elderly "thrill-seeker" was gored in a leg and five others slightly injured in the first running of the bulls of this year's San Fermin festival.  Officials said one youth got the top of his shirt and kerchief caught on a bull's horn, inches from his face, and was dragged several yards along the ground, but was seen to get up and run away. Damn it, what a tease!  The gored runner was a 73-year-old Pamplona resident, which is interesting because you'd think grandpa would know better living there, but hey, maybe he wanted suicide by bull.  If so, then I then support him in his cause.

This year's path to the ring took two minutes and 53 seconds, a relatively lax time for the 928 yard length, and 23 seconds slower than last year. These bulls are not angry enough, and not in any hurry, which they need to be.  I want a record breaking charge to the ring!  That will surely get some folks trampled or seriously harmed, which is fine by me.

You'll Wish It Was Over

 

I was at the gym doing my workout, and they have a music video channel running on one of the televisions, which also plays in the building. Thankfully, I had my headphones in, but when I saw this, it was just too ridiculous not to post. It's like a Jersey Shore Artie Lang made a music video. And when I actually heard what it sounded like...holy fuck. This is one of the worst things I've seen and heard in quite some time.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Weekend Edition


Counting down the top 20 links we didn't cover during the week...

20 • Karate Instills Confidence In Special Needs Kids - Yeah, that's what they need.  Not how to dress themselves or how to use the bathroom solo, but martial arts.

19 • Former Astronaut Poindexter Dies In Ski Jet AccidentTeen Dies Playing Russian Roulette - Two literal rocket scientists, foolishly killed.

18 • Steve Nash To The LA Kings - Finally, a reverse hockey / basketball mistake!

17 • Andy Griffith Dies At 86 - Mayberry him in peace.

16 • Couple Tries For Year Of Daily Disneyland Visits - It helps to have one half of your duo unemployed to pull it off.  Don't bother to look for a job...that's really Fantasyland.

15 • Anderson Cooper Claims To Be “Gay” - World claims to be surprised.

14 • Russia Fears New Epidemic Of Synthetic MarijuanaMexico Recounts Votes From Over Half Of Polling Booths - Aside from the state of Florida, our country has no weird weed or voter fraud.

13 • Man, 30, Sentenced To 65 Years To Life For Raping Developmentally Disabled Girl, 7 - I want to say something about if she'd known karate, but...

12 • Cops Mistaken For Male Strippers At Bachelorette Party - These are the kinds of confusing that happen now thanks to Magic Mike.

11 • The Incredibly True Story Of Before Before Watchmen - Comic book "behind the scenes"?  Yes, please!

10 • Amputee Pistorius Selected For Olympics In 4x400Australia Under Fire For Sleeping Pill Ban - Let's see what has a bigger impact once the games start; the legless runner, or that athletes can't take get a little help to get some rest.

09 • Singer Frank Ocean Reveals First Love Was A Man - Suddenly, a lot of people really took to heart those R&B lyrics.

08 • Yasser Arafat's Body To Be Exhumed - They say it's to check if polonium poison had to do with the illness leading to his death, but I'm hoping it's to piss on his corpse.

07 • Romney's Wife Says Woman Being Eyed For Ticket - That worked so well the last time for the GOP.  This is nothing but a stunt for publicity.


05 • McSweeney’s FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion Of Your Thesis Defense - Now I'm glad I didn't go to grad school.  I'm like Indiana Jones with serpents.

04 • Lineswoman Hit In The Face By 118 mph Serve - For a few seconds, tennis got interesting. 

03 • Mammoth Lakes, Famous California Ski Town, Files For Bankruptcy - Good thing I didn't get that season pass.  Talk about hard to get a refund...

02 • Eastbound & Down Renewed For A Fourth Season - It had a perfect ending in the series finale, but a bonus season is fine by me. 

01 • Proof Of 'God Particle' Found - The material at the source of creation and the universe?  Could be the top story on the list...