The Naked Pumpkin Run is a Halloween tradition in Boulder (Colorado, jerks) in which local freaks and hippies streak around, wearing nothing but jack-o-lanterns on their heads. It’s also a recurring nightmare I have.This year, the killjoy Boulder Police, who have long warned participants that the event is illegal, arrested 12 people who, if convicted of indecent exposure, will have to register as sex offenders. Which is bullshit. You should have to do way more than that to be an official sex offender. Or at least give me the title of “super sex offender” to let people know I mean business.
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