Stay at home mothers rejoice?Whoopi Goldberg was officially named Wednesday as the new moderator of "The View". Following the fat-mouthed gastric-bypassed Star Jones and the whiny, ranting bloat that is Rosie O'Donnell, Goldberg nee Caryn Elaine Johnson will be mixing it up with BaBa WaWa, the WASPy blond from "Survivor", and someone else who I don't care to look up.
Next to be added to the show could be actress Sherri Shepherd, who has appeared on program as a sub several times over the past month, but whose other credits are an absolute mystery.
Goldberg is one of a select few performers to win an Oscar, Emmy, Tony and Grammy award -- can you fucking believe that? Not bad I guess for someone that looks like the offspring of Tippy the Turtle and a Rastafarian.
*to be said just the same way as Master Shake would. In fact, read the whole post in his voice.
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