Police are investigating a possible sexual assault at the world famous Playboy Mansion, officials said.Shockingly, it wasn't Hugh Hefner and the criminal way he keeps punching young kitty.
"For reasons of law and confidentiality that are critical in such investigations, no additional information will be released," LAPD spokesman Jason Lee said. Holy shit! Former pro-skater turned actor and Scientologist Jason Lee? That guy does a lot.
According to the report the incident was at Hefner's annual "Midsummer Night's Dream" party Saturday night involving a woman hired to work as a server and her ex-boyfriend. The woman had a restraining order against the man, who had been on the guest list, but was then escorted off the property.
That's not quite the exciting story I was hoping to hear. That rape grotto has more sperm in it than a gym sock tucked under a teenager boy's bed. The odds put Pauly Shore at 3-1, Janmes Caan at 8-1, and Leroy Neiman at 25-1.
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