Thursday, August 23, 2007

Ex-plants

Flooding in the Midwest? Recalled products from China? Deadly hurricanes in the Atlantic? Recovery efforts for trapped miners? No, the news of the day is that Queen of Porn Jenna Jameson had her implants removed.

In addition to having her massive fake rack removed, the sex icon also claimed to be retiring from the sex trade, but no word if that means film or also her super lucrative Club Jenna website. You can insert your own innuendo about porn star and comebacks if you like...

Personally I'm glad they're out - I am not a fan of the oversized fake breasts on anyone. Some are done better than others, but they almost always look bad and stupidly large. It's good that we're training our porn stars to be totally hardcore and filthy, but we need to stop turning them into over-plasticized Barbie dolls. Not sexy, not attractive, not good...

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