Kracker Ass

Uncle Crapper Kracker, nee Matthew Shafer, the former disc jockey for Kid Rock, was arrested early Friday on a second-degree sex offense charge, authorities said.

I suspect anything sexual from him would be an offense. This tubby goofball looks like he'd huff paint thinner and try to mount the barnyard animals.

The warrant charges Kracker with second-degree forcible sex offense, stemming from the allegations of a 26-year old woman, who claims the sexual act against her occured at the downtown nightclub Ess Lounge.

Being the DJ for Kid Rock is like saying you were the dancer from Prodigy. Totally useless. Nobody cares! In fact, Rock and the whole "band" are a fucking joke. Redneck rap-rock is a genre that thankfully never caught on. I'm just following the story so I can read about Kracker becoming somebody's bitch...in prison -- society already made him a bitch.