When asked about his four children during an appearance on NBC's "Today" show, actor Chris O'Donnell said there was "another on the way."
What is this 1879, and between the infant mortality rate and the land that needs working you've got to have a squad of children? No, O'Donnell just doesn't know how his dick works and what happens when the lays on top of his wife.
"We're just starting to figure out how it works," he said. "I think I know why this is happening, but we're gonna figure it out. Very excited, though. We're really excited about it."
It must be like magic to them. He puts it in and moves it around, and sometimes she starts to grow bigger like she ate a big juicy berry. Finally after almost a year, she spills a bucket of water and then a tiny disoriented naked old man crawls out of her crotch crying and screaming.
I feel bad for his wife's uterus, but it should fall out soon anyway. Chris, here's a little gem of advice:
What is this 1879, and between the infant mortality rate and the land that needs working you've got to have a squad of children? No, O'Donnell just doesn't know how his dick works and what happens when the lays on top of his wife.
"We're just starting to figure out how it works," he said. "I think I know why this is happening, but we're gonna figure it out. Very excited, though. We're really excited about it."
It must be like magic to them. He puts it in and moves it around, and sometimes she starts to grow bigger like she ate a big juicy berry. Finally after almost a year, she spills a bucket of water and then a tiny disoriented naked old man crawls out of her crotch crying and screaming.
I feel bad for his wife's uterus, but it should fall out soon anyway. Chris, here's a little gem of advice:
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