The Jonas Brothers will perform during halftime of the Dallas Cowboys' Thanksgiving Day game against the Seattle Seahawks in an effort to totally alienate every man watching the broadcast. Because nothing says football like three gay teenage hustlers singing about make up tips and schoolgirl crushes.The reason given officially is that band will kick off the 2008 Salvation Army Red Kettle Christmas campaign, a a decade long Cowboys affiliation. Since its partnership, the annual Red Kettle campaign has raised more than $1 billion, helping the Salvation Army serve 30 million people each year nationwide. Last year, the campaign raised a record $118 million, but never has an effort been so so effete and sissy.
Other previous shitty halftime performers include Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Sheryl Crow, Destiny's Child, Toby Keith, LeAnn Rimes, Jessica Simpson, Randy Travis and Reba McEntire.
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