Some of you may remember those 80's cult classics by David Cronenberg, namely Videodrome and Scanners - one where videos cause mind control, and the other where your head explodes. Well, this is the combination of them.From Roseanne Barr’s blog:
My Sex Tape…The fired intern from Myspace (not Joey) has also stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for it’s return (unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal).
On the bright side, I think I may have finally found a solution to the teen pregnancy epidemic. Just replace all the textbooks in Health class with a printout of this story. Because there is no way a guy could get an erection after reading that. I basically just committed assault against my penis by writing about this.
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