Thanks to hip replacements, Viagra, and the distilled blood of virgins, men can function well into their twilight sexually. Just ask Hef, who turned 82 over the weekend, and celebrated by clubbing in Las Vegas with his blonde trioette.As Hugh Hefner has shown, clone-like curvaceous blondes nearly a third your age will trade sex and companionship for fame and career boosting. And that's not to say that he's not a pimp, but I would expect there's a lot of diaper changing and spoon fed soft foods behind the scenes. He's still lucid, but for how long? Maybe young ass is the fountain of youth? Credit the man for making pornography mainstream, and let him celebrate as he sees fit.
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