Pin Up Put Downs

There's a new book of photography for charity called Hollywood Pin-Ups, and there several points of contention.


First, there is are several dull spots of dim star-wattage. The Olsen Twins? Michelle Trachtenberg? Who cares? Not sexy, not attractive, not good. And who chose the styling and poses? Salma Hayek doesn't even give a hint of what gave her a career (boobs, you moron), and Elisa Cuthbert looks like a zombie. Then there's the over-photoshopped images. How about tranny Kate Walsh? Fella can't catch a break and pass for a lady. Or the attempt to clean up Rebecca De Morney and Cindy Crawford's aging visages. And then there's Susan Sarandon, who I dind't even recognize. Why? Because she's 157 years old, but the picture shaved over a century off. She remembers making out with Lincoln. Fraud!