Wednesday, November 7, 2007

What's News?

Lots happened...imagine the time it would take to go through everything in depth.

Energy Drinks Jolt Blood Pressure, Study Finds
Scientist are unimpressed by the obvious results. Next up, proving laxitive teas make you crap.

Police Station No Place To Smoke Weed
But my place is still cool if you wanna come over and hang out...but don't bring Destro - he's a douche.

Most Fans Paid $0 For Radiohead Album
And I am one of them. Thank you P2P networks!

Police Paint Portrait Of Fatal Melee In South L.A.
I don't care how talented they are, I'll look at any artistic interpretation of a 30 woman fight where somebody gets run over by a car.

Scientist Claims To Find New Pig Species
I made the same discovery at Cabo Cantina in April…and I’m not going back. Ever.

World Photo Appeal Sets Standard In Pedophile Hunt
It beats the old way…tying a 7 year old to a tree and waiting.

Woman Hurt In NYC Steam Blast Speaks
And I quote, “Ouch!”

Satan Caps Isles' 3-2 Win Over Rangers
Hail Satan! Hockey is so badass that even Satan plays, and he plays to win.

Oklahoma Death Penalty Foe Commits Suicide
Killing others = bad. Killing yourself = good? The irony hurts, especially when I keep laughing.

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