Monday, November 26, 2007

Die! Die! Die!

Evil Dick, our favorite Oz-like puppetmaster experienced another irregular heartbeat as was headed for George Washington University hospital. Santa, did you already get my letter?

Diagnosed with a history of cardiovascular problems, this could be the kind of issue that permanently sidelines the vice president if it takes a turn for the worse better. I believe the irregularity doctors detected was the presence of an actual heart which squeezed off a singular pump, deeply nestled amongst his black organs. No word either if they found a soul within Dark Prince, or if he just fed on that of others.
With the power of prayer, this may be the last image we see before Evil Dick pitches over for a nice, cold dirt nap. Clutch and drop, hellspawn!

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