Monday, September 24, 2007

Strike Out

Somebody should have sterilized Paul and Teri Fields.

The Fields have planned for years to name their child after the popular park where their local favorite Chicago Cubs have played for almost a century. Wrigley Alexander Fields was born Sept. 12, and his parents are assholes.

They say he can go by his middle name when he's old enough to decide, which is going to be the day after he starts school and gets his ass throughly kicked.

It still needs to be repeated: if you hate children, don't have any.

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