Friday, September 7, 2007

Fame And Misfortune


The hot new phenom is Disney's High School Musical, which just spawned a sequel that was the highest watched cable program ever. So naturally, the young stars of the TV film have done some things they regret, especially now they're sitting ducks in the media target range.

It brings me much satisfaction that 18 year old girls are still näive enough to take sexy pictures for their boyfriends. Sometimes they just happen to be Vanessa Hudgens, who also just happens to be one of those aforementioned stars. Personally, I'm no more a fan of her having seen the pictures than I was before, but theoretically, I have to be filled with joy. Eighteen + naked + girl = you have to support or they will take away your man card. Of course, the down side is that all girls over 25 won't take nude photos or make sex videos with you for fear of ending up like The Hudge, and that sucks royal ass.

If you want to perv out, there are pictures
here, but don't lose sight that the same starmakers who made her more than just another naked girl on the interweb have turned Zac Effron into this generation's Joey Lawrence. I hope he becomes the same sad joke too.

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