Monday, May 24, 2010

Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

Yep, that's the real headline of the news article. Florida? You betcha!

Doctor Raymond Adamcik (54) was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. And having a burrito in his pants. That's not a crime, but with the other charges, it's shameful.

The family physician was at On Tap bar as part of a pub-crawl with other medical professionals. It was a sort of costume party on a bus that would take them around from bar to bar. Everything was fine (if you consider a bar full of wasted doctors in costume) until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification." Adamcik was identified, the offending burrito in his boot. When he was taken to the police station, he tried to flush a joint hidden in his tights down the toilet.

It was a cheap $2,000 cash bail, but once he got out of jail, he still stopped to pose for pictures on the way out. It is unclear right now whether the doctor could lose his medical license if he's convicted. Adamcik was checking himself into a rehab program and taking a temporary leave from his medical practice.

That was three years ago, and there's been little info since then, but the story - and the photo, frame a moment in time that is perfect.

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