Greedy Bastard

U.S. Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner is an asshole.

Already a millionaire and heir to the Kimberly-Clark fortune (that's Kleenex brand and Scott paper towels) he has had a decent lucky streak. Since winning a $250,000 jackpot in the DC lottery, he won $1,000 prize in the Wisconsin lottery last year, and now another $1,000 in that lottery last week.

Thanks, you scumbag fuck.

When you think about a guy who's worth over $11.5 million playing the lottery, you gotta get ticked off. Knowing he spends about $10 a week on lottery tickets at least tricks you into thinking his fat pampered ass that enjoys the perks of wealth and governmental position feeds money into the state and to others chances at changing their life. But when you dig deeper and find out that his latest winnings came in a "Super 2nd Chance" drawing, in which people who mail in at least $5 in losing tickets vie for 10 $1,000 prizes each week, and you get the scope of his moneylust.

I will laugh out loud when he's crushed and killed by a collapsing pile of money.