Famous offspring gathered together at last night's Teen Vogue party. What exactly is a Teen Vogue party? Soda pop and cheez-n-crackers, and all the Disney Channel they can stay up to watch? Or more Hollywood, where starter coke sets are available and Andy Dick molests you in the bathroom.
Tallulah Belle, the 13 year old combination of Bruce and Demi, and Frances Bean, the 15 year old result of Courtney and Kurt were paling around for the cameras.
Tallulah is the perfect name for a tranny, and she looks a little manly for being a teenage girl. The red dress offsets the fact it looks like she's got a slight 5 o'clock shadow. And Francis, if she doesn't turn into Kelly Osbourne, keeps looking like a pretty version of her pop. If her pop was an ardent transvestite. Since famous male children keep getting dolled up with their lovely locks, it's only natural the response is for the daughters to butch up. Word is that Dakota Fanning was wearing a pantsuit too, but that's really veering into lesbian realms more than transsexual territory.
Say what you want about me picking on teenage "girls", but I'm not worried about being an uber-prick. I've only got a few more hours until sundown and Yom Kippur, so I'm trying to squeeze in every little bastard thing I can.
Tallulah Belle, the 13 year old combination of Bruce and Demi, and Frances Bean, the 15 year old result of Courtney and Kurt were paling around for the cameras.
Tallulah is the perfect name for a tranny, and she looks a little manly for being a teenage girl. The red dress offsets the fact it looks like she's got a slight 5 o'clock shadow. And Francis, if she doesn't turn into Kelly Osbourne, keeps looking like a pretty version of her pop. If her pop was an ardent transvestite. Since famous male children keep getting dolled up with their lovely locks, it's only natural the response is for the daughters to butch up. Word is that Dakota Fanning was wearing a pantsuit too, but that's really veering into lesbian realms more than transsexual territory.
Say what you want about me picking on teenage "girls", but I'm not worried about being an uber-prick. I've only got a few more hours until sundown and Yom Kippur, so I'm trying to squeeze in every little bastard thing I can.
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