Core Of The Sun
The Dude From Powder
Abominable Snowman
The White Album
Freshman Dorm Room
Friends
Bread & Water
Joe Biden
Penn State Home Game
Republican National Convention
(bwe!)
The Dude From Powder
Abominable Snowman
The White Album
Freshman Dorm Room
Friends
Bread & Water
Joe Biden
Penn State Home Game
Republican National Convention
(bwe!)
Try this on for size: take the classic Gremlins-take-over-the-projector-room gag from their second movie, and question what might happen with today's technology. There's nothing wrong with your internet or your YouTube player - it's seven minutes of amazing.
The quintinera of chapters, another installment of His Words-Not Mine is ready for you. Celebrate (like a teenage Mexican girl)!
Next week the newest versions of iTunes and the iPhone OS come out, and while neither matter to me, I found this visualization they're including to be cool as hell.
Under increasing criticism, the LPGA (Lesbians Playing Golf Associasion) backed off plans to suspend players who cannot speak English well enough to be understood at pro-ams, in interviews or in making acceptance speeches at tournaments. Since when did the Republicans get involved with women's golf?This morning, there's a lot of controversy not over John McCain's speech at the Republican National Convention last night -- which, quite frankly, most people fell asleep during the first ten minutes of -- but over the strange, seemingly chroma-keyed wall that stood behind him as he spoke.
Most asked themselves, "What exactly are those flat colors being shown on the wall and what do they have to do with John McCain?" Well, now, exclusively at Deus Ex Malcontent, the true scope of what was shown on the wall -- and its meaning -- can be revealed.
This is what the delegates at the Republican National Convention actually saw:
Yes folks, John McCain is apparently a huge fan of Weezer.
New Snap and Dine silverware gives you a single use, three-course table setting that answers the question: can you integrate disposable cutlery with traditional silverware? According to theisr site:The portable lunch setting expands the possibilities of eating outdoors in style whilst reinforcing the correct use of cutlery, which has been lost over time. This is achieved through the decorative qualities and formal setting which both are a visual reference to fine dinning. This product is fun and interactive whilst raising the standards of current eating on the go habits.
Cliff Gullett was killed after losing control of his bike at 239 miles per hour. Yep, that's what'll happen!So this is how it's going to be.
If you believe the chest-thumping coming from the McCain camp and its cadre of surrogates this morning, Sarah Palin hit it out of the park -- or at the very least, the Excel Center -- last night in St. Paul. They're saying she killed when she mocked, in contemptuous fashion, Barack Obama's community service roots; they claim she silenced her critics by expressing solidarity with the nation's concerned and angry mothers, portraying herself as a "pit bull in lipstick" who could take any kind of heat; at the risk of mixing sports metaphors, they're smugly insisting that she put the Republican Party back in the game by throwing open the playbook from races past and pulling out an oldie-but-goodie that's never failed to bring the crowd to its feet and the base to the ballot box.
Call it the "Us vs. Them" end run.
Last night Sarah Palin -- and for that matter, most of the other Republican heavies who took the podium -- dropped all pretense of making the 2008 race for the White House about issues, choosing instead to do what the GOP does best these days: pander to the absolute lowest common denominator. Palin cast this election as nothing less than a "battle for survival," telling the frenzied crowd that "defeat means death." She dug out of the ground and whipped the corpse of the Republican base's oldest and most tired nemesis: the "liberal media," which the McCain campaign insists has unfairly savaged Palin and her family, but which, ironically, gave John McCain a free ride for so long. But best of all, and maybe most importantly when it comes to winning elections, Palin audaciously held her party up as underdogs battling valiantly against subjugation at the hands of -- you guessed it -- the "elite."
"In small towns, we don't quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they are listening, and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren't listening. We tend to prefer candidates who don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco," she sarcastically seethed at one point, emphasizing those divisive buzzwords -- "small towns," "San Francisco" -- that act as a subliminal trigger to NASCAR America that its simple way of life is under attack from overeducated outsiders.
And if you don't think this kind of crass misdirection works -- this brand of ridiculous, over-the-top fear-mongering aimed at keeping the culture war alive and well -- just look at the last eight years.
Here's the thing though, and this needs to be said: from what we witnessed last night, this election isn't about red and blue, black and white or small town and big city. Despite the subtle innuendoes and outright cries of Palin and the Republicans, none of these things is in competition during this race.
More than ever -- really, ever -- the race for the office of President of the United States is about smart and dumb.
Sarah Palin may have scored a barnburner last night, preaching to the converted by heaping scorn upon the fact that Barack Obama has authored two books -- which only to the Stuckey's night managers that make up so much of the Republican shock troops would seem like a liability. But it doesn't change the fact that she still has no business being anywhere near the White House; she simply isn't qualified, and her I'm-just-a-hockey-mom routine last night only proved it further. Honestly, it would take an idiot to want someone who spoke as if she was running for PTA chairwoman to be placed in the second highest office in the free world, directly under a 72-year-old cancer survivor. Unfortunately though, that's exactly the voting bloc the Republicans are counting on to give them another four years in the White House after these disastrous eight: Idiots. John McCain and Sarah Palin have nothing new, no groundbreaking or landmark ideas to bring to the table, so they're falling back on standard operating procedure: rile up the ignorant; complain about the dangers of people who actually think -- the "elite"; bitch about mistreatment at the hands of the right's most necessary boogeyman -- the so-called liberal media; complain, accuse, repeat. It's bullshit political theater, with the average American used as a stage prop to keep the oligarchic fat-cats of the GOP firmly in power.
As for those who say that Sarah Palin has more "executive experience" than a Barack Obama or a Joe Biden -- that claim reinforces the need for clearer, better thinking this time around. The reality is that Palin is trying to portray "small town" chutzpah as a substitute for education, intellectual curiosity and basic, well, smarts. Obama is quite possibly the most thoughtful, erudite and analytical political candidate I've seen in my lifetime; call him "elite" -- which the last time I checked was a compliment -- all you want, he's smart. He gets it. The same can be said about Joe Biden.
As for McCain and Palin?
The former is a very bright man who -- and I'm not kidding here -- may be showing major signs of cognitive deterioration as he pushes into his 70s; the latter believes the world is 6,000 years old. (And for the record, I don't care whether you believe in a hereafter or a benevolent supreme being -- if you seriously think that the world is 6,000 years old, standing in defiance of a truth that's been proven over and over again, you're a moron and I don't want you having any sort of say in my life beyond how quickly I get my Chicken McNuggets.)
And this is what it's come down to. They've drawn the battle lines and all that's left now is for the rest of us to choose which side we're on -- because they've seen to it that there is no middle-ground.
You're with us or you're with the idiots.
You're smart or stupid.
You either want your leaders to use their brains or you align yourself with the ones who would play the role of the dumb jocks mocking those who dare to think as being a bunch of effete wimps who can't be trusted.
You vote for great minds or for people who don't just devalue great minds but demonize them.
Sarah Palin was right about one thing last night: This is a battle for survival, but defeat doesn't mean death -- it means dumb.
I don't know about you, but I don't want the two most powerful people in the free world to be a couple of folks I'd just like to sit down and have a beer with; I want them to be fucking super heroes -- sharper, stronger and wiser than I could ever hope to be. They have the weight of the world on their shoulders; I want to never have to worry that they won't be able to carry it.
But that's my choice.
Now it's your turn.
Where do you stand?
If this is Hanna-Barbera's attempt at making drugs look bad, I say fail. Space travel? Flying? Antique furniture? Sign me up!
The Nashville Predators suspended forward Alexander Radulov indefinitely without pay for deciding to sign a contract with a Russian KHL team rather than return to the NHL club. Oooh, that's gotta sting!"The nice part about identifying entry mechanisms is you can prevent the virus from infecting the cell. You can stop the whole show before it even gets started. Up to that point, it's really a bus ride for these viruses, and PI3 kinase is the bus driver. Whether you're talking about Ebola or Ebola virus-like particles, they've all got the virus envelope proteins that trigger the PI3 kinase pathway, which is the first step of getting the virus onto that bus."
Gizmodo has the early review on Google Chrome, the search giant's forray into the browserscape, which you can download here. Mac and Linux versions coming soon... Maybe I'll tap H.R.M. Idle Eyes The See-Thru for a review since he's giving it the ol' beta test.Our first impression of Chrome is that it's nice and fast. There's very little lag opening pages and the entire interface feels very streamlined. Opening it is insanely fast, it's noticeably faster to get running than either IE or FF.
I love the New Tab page, which displays your most-visited websites, recently-visited bookmarks, and recently-closed tabs. I can see this coming in handy really often and it saving lots of time (in the long run, when you add up the seconds saved).
When the window is maximized, there's very little interface, bringing to mind those true full screen modes in IE.
You can instantly kill any Flash element in a page using the task manager without closing the page itself, which is great.
The download bar is a circular progress bar that works when a file's size is knownThe look and feel of the browser is very similar to the Opera standard skin, especially when noted that the new tab page is kind of cribbed from them as well.
Dragging tabs in and out of windows is awesome, with a transparent version of the page pulling away with your mouse. The fact that you can pull tabs out of windows as well as combine windows is a great touch. Everything involving the tabs feels very, very smooth.
You can resize any text window on a page by dragging its bottom right corner around.
In the Windows Task Manager you can see your different tabs as separate instances of chrome.exe, and you can shut them down individually. You can't see which is which, however, so you might as well use the Chrome Task Manager. But they weren't lying about each tab being its own process.
One thing I definitely miss from Firefox is the search bar with the multiple search engines pull down. I know that you can fiddle with the address bar and use it as a search engine as well, but if I want to make a specific search it seems easier to just go to that quick pulldown. Maybe I'll get used to using the address bar, we'll see.
The tabs in Chrome do have a couple of annoying little quirks that aren't in FF. For one, tabs remain the same size no matter how many are open rather than stretching to fill the window. That makes it difficult to tell what's in each tab due to how small they are. Making it more confusing is the fact that new tabs open between the tab you have open and the closest tab rather than putting new tabs at the end. This makes it easy to lose track of your tabs if you like to keep them orderly.
First the Lego Galactic Empire invaded Earth, and now they have taken over the Olympic Games. Imperial Sportstroopers, FTW! The photoset is here, and the Olympics - before they arrived - is here.
Researchers at the University of Tokyo have demonstrated a device that can create touchable, creepily invisible floating "objects" using focused ultrasound waves. Though the technology is in the early testing stages, its designers have already expressed an interest in The seventh and final season of The Shield starts tonight. It is going to be a baker's dozen of some of the most intense shit, I promise. I can't understand how people watch cop-by-numbers shows like Law & Order when The Shield brings it so hard. If you don't know Vic Mackey, the supreme anti-hero, or his strike force, you should get the last six seasons and bone up on how the system sometimes get bent to keep from being broken. Just a brilliant show, and I'm glad it's back
And big ups to FX, not just for The Shield, but Nip / Tuck, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and two new shows which I hope live up to their promise - Sons Of Anarchy (Scarlett saw it and in preview and sez good things) and Testees (with Kenny of Kenny vs Spenny fame).
In a world...where one man...is the most famous voice in film and television...what happens...when that voice...is silenced?
Though Sarah Silverman says the best time to be pregnant is when you're a black teen, I'd say when your mother is the newly minted GOP VP candidate is a close second.
With all the lame changes to professional athletes' names, naturally all the retards on the web have made their suggetions of what they feel the top names would be. I warn you, they're mostly stupid and juvenille, but some are hilarious. Plus I still love Hercules J. Billionaire...and why didn't anyone jump on Lester Phfister or Harry Turquiose?




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