Much Higher On The Jiggle Scale

After an Iranian cleric said earthquakes were God's punishment for scantily-clad women, the pro-scantily-clad lobby of womanity declared today Boobquake, a day to flout and disprove the cleric by baring your boobs. Except then a 6.9-magnitude earthquake occurred in Taiwan!

The New York Post reported Boobquake's founder remained nonchalant after Taiwan's 11AM earthquake, defiant against an angry, titty-hating Islamic deity:

Although Boobquake founder Jennifer McCreight, of Indiana., has claimed that the quake does not count because it happened outside her Boobquake time zone, she admitted on her blog that the wobble was significant, but not unusual.

"On avg, 134 magnitude 6-6.9 earthquakes occur annually," she wrote on her Twitter feed, before following it up on her blog with: "If we get many of a similar magnitude in the next 24 hours, we might start worshipping the power of immodesty."

In earlier interviews, McCreight said the presence or absence of an earthquake would prove the cleric's prophecy true or false. Maybe she shouldn't have stepped up to the plate and pointed towards the outfield.

"With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble."

Gawker's final conclusion on the above: Everyone, convert to hard-right misogyno-Islam now, and add Taiwan to the "Fuck you, American boobs" list, while you're at it.