As all little girls are raised, their wedding day is the most important of their life, and everything has to be perfect. So how does someone who dresses like General Zod and crashes his best friend's wedding reception fit into that?
Watching this display of nerdulosity is worse than the guy getting his wedding proposal on the Jumbotron shot down, a kid dropping the game-winning catch, and going in for a kiss on a date and the gal turns away - all rolled into one.
As Topless Robot put it, "This isn't some nerd who dresses up in a bad costume for a con; it's someone who dresses like General Zod and crashes his best friend's wedding reception to enact a lengthy, utterly traumatic skit that no one had planned for, and certainly few understood. Imagining these guys go through their routine in front totally non-nerdy friends and relatives -- what the fuck must the parents of the bride been thinking? -- is just horrible. The groom was one of the few who did know what was happening, who busts in as Superman at about the 2-minute mark, which doesn't make the rest of the video any less mortifying for all concerned."
Technically, this video could be used in the future if the bride divorces him and seeks full custody of any children, as well as getting the house and alimony, no questions asked. My biggest skeleton in the closet is a dead prostitute, and until I can get rid of the parts, that's where she'll stay - and thankfully it's nothing this bad. And speaking of, Superman Returns was only marginally better.
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