Meatslappin'

A 53-year-old woman was arrested after allegedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak. Do I need to add this happened in Florida?

According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll. Yep, that's beef hitting provocation!

Egan denied hitting the man with the steak but did admit to slapping him, saying she did it "so that he could learn." No, that's not a stretch to put a hunk of meat in that slapping hand.

The man told deputies that Egan was his live-in girlfriend. He declined medical assistance. Egan was charged with abuse of a disabled adult. According to records, she was released on $2,500 bond and is scheduled to appear in court. It's unclear if she has an attorney, but it is clear that to call "her" a girlfriend shows the man is disabled in some capacity.