Friday, June 12, 2009

Tits Ahoy This Weekend

Lamenting the sojourn to Croatia that Scarlett is on, if I was a naughty boy I would go to the annual Erotica LA convention.

As I have been it's
champion for many years since I went, it's the best place to oggle the damaged goods and get yourself all the David Carradine toys you could ever want.

Sadly, Jennie Ketchum, aka "Penny Flame" won't be there, since she quit the business, but everybody loves a comeback (especially since her
journal of her reclamation of her life post-pron conveniently features links to her adult website and merch store). Hell, they show back up more than characters on a soap opera. Because really, when you're in Gangbang MILFs 6, you're not leaving the business with a set of skills that translate into being a Fortune 500 CEO. But like Perry sang, man I love those whores.

Of course, it's not just skanks, stripper poles, and fake dicks. There's a sexy girlfriend/boyfriend contest, the LA Direct Models talent search, a live auction, the Infusion Burlesque show, vacation giveaways, the 2009 F.A.M.E. Awards, and most importantly, a "Career Center". Nice.

The confirmed sluts:


Now go wash your hands. This post is filthy.


UPDATE: Pictures were taken (sadly not by me) - very NSFW.

No comments: